I’m afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You’re on your own, girl.<\/p>\n
Cheshire Cat<\/i>: If I were looking for a white rabbit, I’d ask the Mad Hatter.
\nAlice<\/i>: The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no…
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: Or, you could ask the March Hare, in that direction.
\nAlice<\/i>: Oh, thank you. I think I’ll see him…
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: Of course, he’s mad, too.
\nAlice<\/i>: But I don’t want to go among mad people.
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here.
\n[laughs maniacally; starts to disappear<\/i>]
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n…or something like this:<\/p>\n
Cheshire Cat<\/i>: Oh, by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way.
\nAlice<\/i>: Who did?
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: The White Rabbit.
\nAlice<\/i>: He did?
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: He did what?
\nAlice<\/i>: Went that way.
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: Who did?
\nAlice<\/i>: The White Rabbit.
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: What rabbit?
\nAlice<\/i>: But didn’t you just say – I mean – Oh, dear.
\nCheshire Cat<\/i>: Can you stand on your head?
\nAlice<\/i>: Oh!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nAs a new WordPress user, you should go to your dashboard to delete this page and create new pages for your content. Have fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You’re on your own, girl. Cheshire Cat: If I were looking for a white rabbit, I’d ask the Mad Hatter. Alice: The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no… Cheshire Cat: Or, you could ask the March Hare, in that direction. Alice: Oh, thank you. I … <\/p>\n